June 03, 2005
Crazy Cooter Comin' At Ya
I just happened to catch a CBS Evening News correspondent tonight (I released him unharmed hours later) and he revealed that many of the new suicide bombers in Iraq are far from being jihadis; they are simply unwitting citizens with car car woes.Apparently a new insurgent tactic is to wait at car repair shops, and plant bombs in vehicles when civilians bring them in to get fixed.
Insurgents waiting for a victim...
here comes a good candidate.
By the time the customer comes back to pick up his car, it is not only fixed, it has "a little something special" under the hood. Customers drive away happy, only get a little more bang for their buck than they bargained for.
Coalition forces have released this picture of the suspected terrorist master bombmaker:
Master bomb-builder
Abdul "Cooter" al-Hassan
A suitable reward is being offered for Adbul "Cooter" al-Hassan's capture; 10,000 dinar and a date with Saudi Arabian "Am I Hot or Not?" Woman of the Year, Thamira Sittuna.
Posted by Confederate Yankee at June 3, 2005 12:02 AM
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