Something Amusing Finally Happens at "The Rat"

I loathe Chuck E. Cheese the way liberals hate objectivity in the White House Press Room, so I'm slightly amused over this incident (Hat tip: Drudge).

A few things we should all take away from this story:

• Stay in school and you probably won't end up as a Chuck E. Cheese manager
• Abstinence is the only way to ensure you will never have to go to Chuck E. Cheese
• Even if it is Chuck E. Cheese, if they have guns and Tasers, they are probably real cops
• The preceeding point should be confirmed after the first Taser shock drops you to the ground

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