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January 20, 2005

Some Animals Are Moore Equal

I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning, it smells like... bacon.

Yes, the fat frying this morning belongs to none other than Michael Moore.

Moore, who disingenuously challenged America's gun culture and history with his now customary use of inaccurate, contradictory and confused information in Bowling for Columbine, just had his bodyguard arrested for attempting to illegally carry a handgun onto a flight at JFK Airport in New York.

Moore now joins gun-grabbers Chuck Schumer and Ted Kennedy,Dianne Feinstien, Barbara Boxer, and many more that belong to the liberal culture that tells us, "do as I say, not as I do."

"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others," was the proclamation by the pigs of Orwell's classic Animal Farm.

It looks like Michael Moore is one pig who took that lesson to heart.

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Update 3: Readers are expanding the list of those that apparently feel they are "more equal than others."

"Tongueboy" reports late columnist and rabid gun control advocate, Carl Rowan, managed to shoot a trespasser with his unregistered gun.

"Brad" adds that California State Senator Don Perata (D) has a CCW for a Beretta 92F 9mm an identical copy of the military M9. Most of you would recognize the 92F/M9 as pistol carried by Mel Gibson's character in the Lethal Weapon series and Bruce Willis' in the Diehard series. Yippie-ki-yea, Don.

I'm sure more qualify. Keep them coming.

The "I'm a Bad Capitalist" Update: I forgot to ask my visitors to check out the Confederate Yankee Store for "Luck Fiberals" Merchandise and my new "Unlike Liberals" bumper sticker.

The "Fox News Must Have Hired Mary Mapes" Update.
Apparently, Fox News really screwed up this story, but Moore's hypocrisy still stands. As Moorewatch reader Rann Aridon says:

"Just because the guy wasn't in the process of guarding Moore at the time doesn't detract from the fact that Moore still employs bodyguards armed with the very weapons he wants to deny the "common people" he claims to represent."

Posted by Confederate Yankee at January 20, 2005 09:50 AM
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