It's Christmas Eve, GO HOME

While checking my Sitemeter stats this morning I noticed that someone from bellsouth.net has been on my site for over 940 minutes.

At first, I thought that I might have finally bored someone to death, and they were face-down on their keyboard. Then I noticed they had 94 page views as well, so that means they were actively clicking around at least part of the time.

And they--YOU--are still here.

Hey, I'm flattered.

Really, I am.

But go home.

It's Christmas Eve.

And at this point, it's just getting creepy.

Shoo.

Go.

Buh-bye.

Update: My overly loyal visitor finally logged off at 12:18 PM, after being on this site for 1050 minutes and 2 seconds. That has to be some sort of record...well, for a non-porn site.