I Wish I'd Run So Far Away

The Puppy Blender has a tittilating thread promoting "Hot French Chicks with Guns."

Sucker that I am, I clicked on it...

For my trouble, I got a fake Glock, a fake Beretta, what are probably not even real French people, and a "chick" (singular) looks like a long lost member of A Flock of Seagulls.

No wonder Glen is credited with being the leader of the Axis of Naughty.

If you want real hot foreign chicks with guns, you have to go here.

Accept no substitutes.

And be very polite.