K'Mears Stores

As reported by a reputable news outlet, Sears and K-Mart, two retail giants, are set to merge.

Since both chains have such a strong base in the South, they are considering a new marketing strategy where stores below the Manson-Nixon line will be called "K'Mears" with the slogan:

"Y'all wanna buy stuff? K'Mears!"

Mama will be soooo happy. Now she can get all her Bob Stewart and Martha Villa stuff all in one place...