Confederate Yankee Blog Drive (Day Whatever): Threats of Evil Santa

I'd like to thank those of you who have so generously donated to the Confederate Yankee Blog Drive so far. As you know, proceeds with go to a new PC so that I can turn this aging Dell (circa 2001, we've liberated two countries and had elections there since then) over to my wife and daughter for their web -surfing and educational game-playing needs, and then have a dedicated 'puter to blog with. As it is, I'm having to share computer time, and that leads me to writing until 1-2 AM (like now), which wipes me out and lowers the quality of my output as well. I wants to write good for you.

Besides, if you don't, I'll slip this onto your Amazon Wish List:

You don't want to know the "plot":

Santa ([Former Pro Wrestler Bill] Goldberg) is actually Satan, who 1,000 years ago lost a curling match to an angel...

Bill Goldberg. Acting. Look, I hate to do this, but daddy needs a computer...

So help a blogger out, will ya?