March 04, 2006

Tarheel Jeep Jihad

Among the details starting to emerge surrounding Mohammed Reza Taheriazar's attempted Jeep Jihad at the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill, is the realization that Taheriazar was not old enough to rent the SUV (Sharia Utility Vehicle*) used in the attack according the rental company's own internal policies.

The company forbids renting SUVs to anyone under the age of 25 for insurance purposes, and Taheriazar had to have an accomplice over the age of 25 to sign for the vehicle as the primary driver. Because of the close relationship between Confederate Yankee and the company in question, I was able to examine copies of the rental paperwork before it was turned over to authorities.

The name of Taheriazar's accomplice?

Jimmy Carter.

* h/t Bill H at Ace's for the turn of phrase.

Posted by Confederate Yankee at March 4, 2006 12:01 AM | TrackBack

Excuse me, but this is my first time at your site. Is this a joke?

Posted by: rabidfox at March 4, 2006 05:58 PM

Wow, what a coincidence, it IS a joke, and it's my LAST time at this site.

Bush had the decency to wait a few months before he started cracking jokes about WMD's. For those of us North Carolinians who don't find this quite so hilarious, why not follow his lead and stop embarassing us.

(P.S. Sharia Utility Vehicle? You might want to hold on to that day job.)

Posted by: UNC Student at March 4, 2006 09:19 PM

CY, I guess some of your posters have a different sense of humor!

Posted by: Tom TB at March 5, 2006 09:31 AM

Too bad he missed YOU, UNC student. That would have been a REAL laugh.

Posted by: DaveP. at March 5, 2006 09:33 PM

I wonder if that Jeep Cherokee was one of those models powered by a Turban-boost engine?

Posted by: Toejam at March 6, 2006 01:28 AM
I wonder if that Jeep Cherokee was one of those models powered by a Turban-boost engine?


It uses a dual Allah-head cam engine and KoranTRAC four-wheel drive.

Posted by: Confederate Yankee at March 6, 2006 07:17 AM

The following article, written by one of Mohammed Taheriazar's recent instructors, sheds additional light on Mohammed's character:

Posted by: Paul M. at April 2, 2006 10:42 PM