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July 11, 2006

Brain Freeze

After her third Wendy's Frosty of the day, Cindy Sheehan wondered why some people thought hunger strikes were so hard. *

Like her poor, starving fellow travelers in isolation at Guantanamo Bay, Sheehan is expected to gain 13 pounds on her ice cream-laced "fast."


Posted by Confederate Yankee at July 11, 2006 12:55 PM | TrackBack
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I can put Steak and Potato's in a blender and call it a squishy, put me on a whole new diet.

Posted by: Retired Navy at July 11, 2006 02:05 PM

If the troops don't leave Iraq soon, fasting Cindy will look like Gwyneth Paltrow in the fat suit in the Shallow Hal movie.

Posted by: zhombre at July 11, 2006 02:14 PM

Pretty soon she'll be giving Jiminy Glick-style interviews about her "fast" where she is constantly on the verge of choking to death on handfuls of Jujubes in between each of her moonbat talking points.

Posted by: Watcher at July 11, 2006 06:29 PM

The trackback isn't working, so I thought I'd tell you this way that you inspired me to create the Cindy Sheehan "Troops Home Fast" Liquid Fast Pyramid -- here.

Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at July 11, 2006 06:53 PM