July 11, 2006
Brain Freeze
After her third Wendy's Frosty of the day, Cindy Sheehan wondered why some people thought hunger strikes were so hard. *
Like her poor, starving fellow travelers in isolation at Guantanamo Bay, Sheehan is expected to gain 13 pounds on her ice cream-laced "fast."
I can put Steak and Potato's in a blender and call it a squishy, put me on a whole new diet.
Posted by: Retired Navy at July 11, 2006 02:05 PMIf the troops don't leave Iraq soon, fasting Cindy will look like Gwyneth Paltrow in the fat suit in the Shallow Hal movie.
Posted by: zhombre at July 11, 2006 02:14 PMPretty soon she'll be giving Jiminy Glick-style interviews about her "fast" where she is constantly on the verge of choking to death on handfuls of Jujubes in between each of her moonbat talking points.
Posted by: Watcher at July 11, 2006 06:29 PMThe trackback isn't working, so I thought I'd tell you this way that you inspired me to create the Cindy Sheehan "Troops Home Fast" Liquid Fast Pyramid -- here.
Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at July 11, 2006 06:53 PM