January 03, 2007

BREAKING: Jamil Hussein Arrested for Filming Saddam's Execution on Cell Phone

Upon reading that headline, AP Executive Editor Kathleen Carroll probably became faint.

Luckily, that was (or should be) just one of many comments in Ace's Cool Facts About Police Captain Jamil Hussein, which now has about 300 comments, and is still growing.

Many of the comments are crude... and I mean very, not-for-your-kids-to-read crude... but many are laugh-out-loud funny.

My favorite (republishable) comments so far:

Jamil Hussein singlehandedly implemented an ISO 9000 Quality Certification program for Halliburton, over the weekend of Dec. 2-3.

His name does not appear in any of the documentation.

Posted by Dave in Texas at January 2, 2007 04:32 PM

In the early 80's, Jamil Hussein and Barak Hussein Obama ran a truckload of Coors from Texarcana to Altlanta in 24 hours for Big Enos and Little Enos.

Posted by Rosetta at January 2, 2007 04:51 PM

when he drinks he is often heard to say"man, I really miss Tenille".

Posted by mark c. at January 2, 2007 05:35 PM

In grade school, Jamil Hussein started a band called "The Netherwind Pipers" as a childish fart-joke.

You've might know them by their current name -- OPEC.

Posted by ObserverAce at January 2, 2007 10:13 PM

Jammies Hussein thinks Margaret Cho is funny; and when he's in the audience, she is.

Posted by MikeB at January 3, 2007 12:17 AM

Head on over and add your own.

Posted by Confederate Yankee at January 3, 2007 01:49 PM | TrackBack

Pleased to be saying hello to you. My name is Iraqi Police Captian Jamil Hussein and I DO exist. See I have a blog now.
I am sad though as I need to add CY to my list of mean peoples who don't think I exist. :-(

Posted by: Jamil Hussein at January 3, 2007 02:58 PM

I want footnote credit on Captain and Tennille!

(just kidding)

Posted by: cfbleachers at January 3, 2007 03:08 PM