July 31, 2007

Stop the hate

Some, including the host of this fine weblog, seem to doubt the authenticity of the recent claims made by Scott Thomas Beauchamp. I for one, however, have no doubt Mr. Beauchamp is speaking the "truth" as he knows it.

Conservative webloggers, ace from ace of spades, Bryan and Allahpundit of Hotair, Michelle Malkin and countless others have tried to dispute his claims making wild and baseless accusations. So far they have successfully managed to have all forms of his communication cut off, except for his prestigious weblog,

For the life of me, I cannot seem to figure out why these "webloggers" insist on harping on this one pour pitiful soul, who is obviously lost and far from home. Do we doubt General J.C. Christian, the manliest of all conservative "webloggers", when he eviscerates liberals like Bill O'Reilly who are trying to pose as conservatives? Do we doubt the concern tbogg displays so proudly for our conservative brethren? Who could forget the sincerity displayed by Markos Z˙niga when he expressed concern for anyone, especially civilian contractors, overseas in Iraq.

Yet, those billing themselves as "conservatives" continue to mock and shame Mr. Beauchamp for trying to shed light on a very difficult situation in Iraq. When Michelle Malkin's commentors revolted and showed support for him did she change her mind? Not even in the slightest. Even though Franklin Foer has launched and investigation and confirmed Mr. Beauchamp's allegations, the mocking continues. I suspect the only comfort Mr. Beauchamp is able to find is in the wanton arms of the ethnically pure women in Germany who keep throwing themselves at him.

To Mr. Beauchamp, I say soldier on. This to shall pass and the "truth" will set you free. Just as we've confirmed that 9/11 was a plot by President Bush and that Karl Rove is using mind control beams to make us all his subjects. Luckily there's a place like this, under the big-tin-foil-tent, to keep us safe from harm.

Posted by phin at July 31, 2007 11:58 AM

I've been accumulating Alcoa stock.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at July 31, 2007 12:10 PM

Wasn't PV2 Beauchamp married to a TNR staffer? What's he doing picking up German chicks?

Posted by: Jeff at July 31, 2007 03:02 PM

After thousands of nonsensical posts, I think that you have finally topped yourself.

Sarcasm is not your friend.

Posted by: tbogg at July 31, 2007 11:07 PM

Maybe Sarcasm isn't my friend, I don't have very many, being a warmongering chickenhawk and all that. Of course there's a pretty good chance you didn't quite understand the post, since you obviously didn't pick up on the Posted by phin at July 31, 2007 11:58 AM line, you obviously weren't paying very close attention.

Since you're having problems with comprehending the English language, lets try a mathematical expression: phin > confederate yankee.

If that doesn't work I could try Latin or maybe Yiddish. Just let me know what works best for you.

Posted by: phin at July 31, 2007 11:59 PM

phin - I don't think tbagg is your friend. Perhaps his basset hounds were reading your post which is the cause for his error.

Is basset blogging the macho progressive manly man equivalent of cat blogging?

Posted by: daleyrocks at August 1, 2007 12:33 AM

My deepest apologies to Bob Owens.

I failed to notice that phin was the author of the idiotic post in question. One thing that I think we can all agree on is that proper credit should be given where credit is due, so c'mon down and claim your prize phin...

Posted by: tbogg at August 1, 2007 01:01 AM

Nice job of supporting the troops you valiant warriors of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders.

Soldier On!

Posted by: Rappaccini at August 1, 2007 03:02 PM