Obama Garners Coveted Nagin Endorsement

Democratic President candidate Barack Obama has won the endorsement of New Orleans Mayor and superdelegate Ray Nagin.

Now that the Mayor is in the first-term Senator's corner, it is recommended that any remaining Manson-obsessed domestic terrorists, angry communist mentors, assassination-inciting clergy, or other inconvenient long-time Obama supporters that he has yet to denounce purchase a snorkel.

When thrown under one of these buses, you don't want to drown.

Update: Next under the bus? Gazans for Obama.