It's probably a safe bet that the only one on the 'bumper' list that will survive Mr. Obama's Wild Ride is his spouse--the rest will become part of that great biomass caught where the rubber meets the road.

This may be putting too fine a point on things, but you might consider, in addition to "under the bus" and "clinging to the bumper," a third category: "sent to the back of the bus." That's where I'd put his wife.

Another person for that category might be Susan Rice. About two weeks ago, when Obama was doing a lot of foreign policy doubletalk, she appeared on Morning Joe in the morning and Laura Ingraham's TV show in the late afternoon, and she was a disaster both times. I haven't heard a peep about her since.

And how about bowling balls?

Please add Jesus, he ridicules taking the Bible literally and has replaced Jesus and Jesus' gospel for a universalist, humanist "social gospel" that depends on humans to redeem themselves and a perverted view of the Bible and support from a variety of Religious Left folks to back up his counterfeit Christianity.

You forgot Jim Johnson - Countrywide

Also...Dignity*

*unfortunately, Dignity seems to have gotten stuck under the axle and pummeled severely. Obama has "hired" a tertiary, volunteer mechanic in hopes of finding any remaining shred.

Time to get a tractor trailer, he's gonna need a lot more room. [Bill Clinton soon to be added]

Throw Obama, THROW! He's a major-leaguer all right.

Here's my take on the Obama Bus:

http://nomayo.mu.nu/the_obama_express

“inartful” now ranks up there with “inoperative”

“This is the operative statement. The others are inoperative.”

McCain's first wife is already under the "Straight Talk Express"