March 09, 2009
Dear World, I'm Sorry....
Actually, no I'm not. And I won't be, unless I'm forced to join you on the breadlines.
You wanted this guy to be our President, even though you were warned about the fact he was largely an unknown, selling a self-edited pipe-dream far removed from his actual radical associations and the disturbing lack of anything substantive on his résumé.
"Hey, he was a doorstop of a state legislator laughed at by his peers who fumbled his way into becoming the most radical and least experienced member of the U.S. Senate—Let's make him President!"
And inexplicably, you did.
But he isn't a leader; he's a dare gone horribly awry.
He's a radical deep in dorm-room philosophy and etherial in substance, brilliant in presentation but devoid of character and substance.
But gosh darn it, he sure looks pretty!
I hope that comforts you, considering the fact that the rest of world realizes he is now in over his head.
(h/t Hot Air)
Affirmative Action meets the Peter Principle.
This scenario does not exactly scream "Jackie Robinson."
FROM THE FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT
OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT.HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.YEA, THOUGH I WALK THRU THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY. OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM. FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.
BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN, I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE. BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG AND OBAMA A TREE.
Today's Quote
"Americans grew tired of being thought to be dumb by the rest of the world,so they went to the polls and removed all doubt."
That's great Rich, you have me rolling over here!
Posted by: Comrade Tovya at March 9, 2009 07:03 PMHold on there mister, didnt you get the memo? Disent is no longer patriotic! You keep going down this road and you might be accused of having some kind of "ism" like anti-progressiveism, or anti-patrioticalism or even Limbaughism. So get with the program and find sand and insert head or you will be like me when i got my 401k statement. I have squatism.
Posted by: D-lo at March 9, 2009 07:05 PMTwo thoughts:
The original moral of The Ant and The Grasshopper is that you don't want to be the lazy Grasshopper because he starved when winter came. You want to be the industrious Ant with the well-stocked pantry.
The revised moral of Obama's Ant and Grasshopper is that the Grasshoppers won the election so they are entitled to as much of Ants earnings and savings as they want.
Who wants to be an Ant, nowadays?
Second, commentators are openly saying that Obama's election was a historic first because we elected a Black man. And they're openly saying he's not up to the job. So we hired an under-qualified man just because he's Black? Wait, there's a phrase for that process, what is it?
Ah yes, Affirmative Action.
Affirmative Action is fine for make-work Outreach jobs or maybe in the Post Office but not for the top dog. How long until commentators admit it, and our enemies believe it?
And what happens to the country then?
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Posted by: Joe Doakes at March 10, 2009 12:48 PMso if the viewer cannot understand it particularly those of you who are European
residents save up all your bread and fly trans love airways to San Francisco U.S.A., then maybe you'll understand
That Obama is one sharpie-- either him and his minions conned 68 million Americans into voting for him despite the fact that he's a muslim soc ialist.
Is he a genius? Or are we that stupid?
Posted by: Ivan Ivanovich Renko at March 12, 2009 11:41 PM
