April 27, 2009
Hostile Takeover
Confidential sources close to the White House have confirmed that President Obama was indeed on Air Force One today as it attempted to land in New York, but the flight was turned away three times by ground fire originating from Bank of America shareholders.
POTUS is now FPOTUS
Faux Pas of the United States
Honestly, some lefty at the White House must have thought the 9/11 attacks were over eight years ago and no one would remember the sound of a jet engine SCEAMING over Manhattan! The jet fighters trailing Air Force One added to the confusion and realism This is what you get with amateurs in the White House.
In the video you can hear the following: “Oh my GOD” “Run, Run”.
This just in from an un-named Senior Democratic Stategist, ” The crowds running in the video were running to catch a glimse of the Messiah as he graced the Big Apple with his presence from one thousand feet in the air. In the video, the highly enthusiastic crowd were rushing to catch up with Air Force One and women were actually fainting at the thought of being so close the “Chosen One.”
I can just see the scene at the White House when Obama was informed about the concern.
"Don't New Yorkers know that everything's all about MEEEEEE now? How can I be expected to worry about their wretched memories of -- what was that date again, Gibbs?"
Posted by: Dana Mathewson at April 28, 2009 12:20 AMSadly, this witty explanation makes more sense than demanding the public be uninformed while they performed a blatantly cruel stunt simply to take photos of the plane.
Yet more evidence we're suffering an administration of fools.
Posted by: RandomThoughts at April 29, 2009 01:03 PMSadly, this witty explanation makes more sense than demanding the public be uninformed while they performed a blatantly cruel stunt simply to take photos of the plane.
Yet more evidence we're suffering an administration of fools.
(sorry if I posted twice; I'm getting a server error)
Posted by: RandomThoughts at April 29, 2009 01:04 PM
