December 04, 2009

Sounds Like a Downer

Ecstasy pills shaped like Barack Obama have hit the streets of Palmview, Texas.

First-time users report an immediate and intense feeling of elation which quickly fades into confusion, disillusionment, and denial.

Repeat users find the drug makes them more lethargic and dependent, but otherwise does nothing for them, even as every additional dose triples in cost.

Posted by Confederate Yankee at December 4, 2009 12:12 PM

Does the pill make them go around bowing to everyone and delaying any decision making process?

Posted by: David at December 4, 2009 05:15 PM

Is this what passes for humor in Wingnutia? You people are just sad.

Posted by: GoneGalt at December 4, 2009 10:21 PM

That is just funny.

Posted by: Douglas at December 5, 2009 12:46 PM

This is why you never want to try anything that hasn't ever been tested.

Posted by: John at December 5, 2009 01:42 PM