March 01, 2010
Obama is Not a Drunk
The Guardian made it appear that President Obama was told to moderate his drinking (suggesting he drinks too much), a story that quite a few bloggers have reported on.
Unfortunately, a copy of Obama's medical exam released to the press confirms that he cannot blame alcohol abuse for his Presidency.
Well, at least he got a colorectal exam. Considering all he's been trying to shove up our...eh...exam sites.
Posted by: bonzochimp at March 1, 2010 05:29 PMOveruse of alcohol will reduce your effective IQ, which would explain many of Obama's actions in the last year.
Not to mention all the parties...
Posted by: iconoclast at March 1, 2010 05:42 PMI thought the recommendation about a diet change to reduce LDL below 130 was much more alarming.
Posted by: Neo at March 1, 2010 05:56 PMLet him drink, let him smoke for God's sake. It may be all keeping him from jumping off a bridge and if you smile at that thought let me remind you of the one absolutely genius move of Team O.... putting Biden in the second chair. This innoculation is near absolute, isn't it?
Posted by: megapotamus at March 3, 2010 01:36 PM
