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November 23, 2010

Great Moments In Marital Bliss #257

Yesterday while in the checkout line at a local sporting goods/gun store, my wife, observing the purchases of others, turned to me and said, "Don't ever buy me a pink gun case...or a pink gun."

Yes Dear.

Posted by MikeM at November 23, 2010 06:15 PM
Comments

Your wife - my wife. Interchangeable parts. In theory, not in practice.

Posted by: ViolentIndifference at November 23, 2010 09:36 PM

What, she wouldn't LOVE one of these? Heck, I think I want one and I'm a middle aged man.

Posted by: Pablo at November 24, 2010 12:39 PM

Well, she's correct. Besides, she's also SWMBO.

(She Who Must Be Obeyed)

Learn it - Live it - Love it.

Posted by: Charles at November 24, 2010 05:45 PM

"Yes, Dear."
"I love you."
The only 5 words any man really needs.

Posted by: Stretch at November 24, 2010 07:31 PM

Stretch:

Yup, but there are 3 more that are crucial to survival:

I was wrong.

Posted by: Bill Smith at November 24, 2010 09:47 PM

My Dad has was married over 63 years to two wonderful women he outlived. When asked as to the secret of two marriages, each lasting decades, each very happy, he said "It's simple. We never went to bed angry. We would stay up, talking rationally, until each of us realized I was wrong.".

Pink guns are just WRONG though. I want a XD in .45 in the olive and stainless but so far Santa isn't answering his mail.

Posted by: Brigid at November 25, 2010 10:19 AM