June 10, 2011

New Hampshire Man Arrested for Extreme Liberalism

When liberalism isn't a persistent vegetative state, it's a faked brain injury.

A 23-year-old man pretended he suffered from a brain injury so an unsuspecting in-home nurse would change his adult diaper, police said.

Eric Carrier, of 95 Granite St., Hooksett, turned himself into police Tuesday after a warrant was issued charging him with indecent exposure.

Carrier allegedly faked having a severe brain injury that would require him to wear adult diapers. A nurse caring for him became suspicious, police said.

Carrier was attempting to live the dream of every young liberal, becoming so dependent on others that he can't even wipe his own ass.

(H/T Hot Air headlines)

Posted by Confederate Yankee at June 10, 2011 11:41 AM

Have you ever seen what the in-home nurses look like? You have to be fairly hard up to go that route.

Posted by: david at June 10, 2011 05:08 PM

I laughed so hard I cried,damn,Bob!That was inspired.

Posted by: Chris Muir at June 12, 2011 12:00 AM

CY, I usually like your posts but this one just embarases a guy who isn't a public figure, and has only been charged, not convicted. Besides it's not clear if what he did was really "indecent exposure" or if the cops just tried to find a law that they thought might cover the conduct, even if it really doesn't. Also if you were going to post the article, you probably should have deleted the address.
Other than that, I like your blog.

Posted by: AYY at June 12, 2011 01:53 PM

Also, there is no indication of the guy's political affiliations, which makes the whole joke a little forced. I know, everyone's a critic! ;-)

Posted by: Lev Bronstein at June 12, 2011 02:01 PM

What also makes it forced is that liberals don't really want to be that dependent on others. They might want to regulate how much and what type of toilet paper you use, and then tax you on it, but none of the ones I know wants to have someone wipe his ass for him.

Posted by: AYY at June 13, 2011 01:54 AM