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December 18, 2007

You Gotta Be Kidding Me...

On Drudge:

enquirer_edwards

There is nothing presently on National Enquirer web site right now, but even if there was... would it matter?

Even if true—and I don't think that it is—Edwards is something of a non-factor as a candidate polling well behind Clinton's 42% and Obama's 26% in the RCP poll average of Democratic candidates with just 13% of the vote.

This is stupid news, and more than likely non-news... pretty much like the Edwards campaign thus far.

Posted by Confederate Yankee at December 18, 2007 07:05 PM
Comments

i'd like the three of them - silky, elizabeth and the bimbette - to appear on jerry springer or maury povich and have them get a paternity test!

Posted by: reliapundit at December 18, 2007 07:34 PM

You miss the point, CY. The article was posted to let us know that (once more) the prancing pony has procreated...a very scary turn of events.

If true, this is a horrible turn of events for mankind--and means that Edwards has come to the conclusion that if he isn't elected President--he will flood the world with his genetically inferior progeny.

And as conservative "right to life" supporters, we stand no chance against his diabolical progenious onslaught.

Oh waily, waily, waily....

Posted by: WB at December 18, 2007 07:58 PM

What the sinister media conspirators chose not to tell you is that the lady is hiding in the Kremlin basement in the room between the ones containing Adolf Hitler and the space aliens. Convenient, is it not, that the Weekly World News all of a sudden has no print edition? Mere coincidence? Yeah. Right.

Posted by: Bleepless at December 18, 2007 09:28 PM

Curiously, a Clintonite runs the Enquirer.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 18, 2007 09:52 PM

As long as it isn't Elvis' Alien Love Baby we're still ahead of the game.

WB- Nac Mac Feegle!

Posted by: DaveP. at December 19, 2007 07:58 AM

It was the Enquirer that broke the Lewinsky story. And if it turns out that Silky was cheating on his dying-of-cancer yet still-on-the-campaign-trail wife, well...ask Newt Gingrich. It's not going to play well with the ladies. News of the affair itself has been around for a while so this may not be a real stretch.

Posted by: Pablo at December 19, 2007 09:34 AM

Actually, according to at least one poll linked by Drudge this morning, Edwards is supposedly leading in Iowa.

Too bad winning in Iowa, by itself, doesn't mean anything -- but it could indicate why this story surfaced when it did.

Posted by: McGehee at December 19, 2007 01:30 PM

Bbbbbut I thought Edwards was a fag, a girly man, the Breck girl?

Oh, now he's a manly man who has kids out of wedlock.

Keep reaching, repubtards. If this is the best you can do, the WH race will be a walk in the park.

Posted by: Silvio at December 19, 2007 04:52 PM

I see early this morning you deleted your Edwards bashing stories following this one. I left you an article straight from the lion's den, Foxnews, stating Edwards now leads Iowa in the latest poll. All deleted. Up to your old editing games again?

Posted by: john bryan at December 19, 2007 08:04 PM

Edwards for President, Inc.
On January 2, 2003,

Under Finance-
"Director of Operations Andrew Young
Has been with Senator Edwards in various capacities since 1998. North Carolina native."

http://www.gwu.edu/~action/2004/edwards/edworg.html

Posted by: moremeaning at December 20, 2007 02:03 AM

I agree. This is Edwards attempt to expand beyond the "poofy men" demographic.

Posted by: donmeaker at December 20, 2007 09:37 PM