November 02, 2005

Cashin' In

Sorry folks, but I'm selling out. I've just found a new business partner via an email he promised he sent only to me, and well, you can read the rest...

I Dr. Kofi Annan, Secretary-General of the United Nations, would like to ask your partnership in reprofilling funds over $250m in excess, the funds would be coming via a string of selected banks in Europe and Asia.

The Funds in question were generated by me during the oil for food program in Iraq.

I have been getting scandals/ controversy in this regards, you can read more on the links below-

You would be paid 5% as your management fee. Please do not write back directly to me via my official email address. All further correspondence should be sent to my private mail box ( As soon as you indicate your interest I will give further details.

Remember to treat this mail and transaction as strictly confidential.

I will await your urgent correspondence via my private mail box-

Dr.Kofi Annan.


Try not to miss me when I'm gone, okay?

Posted by Confederate Yankee at November 2, 2005 10:36 PM | TrackBack

This was great. Who can't relate to getting an email from "Kofi"?

Posted by: Old Soldier at November 3, 2005 07:12 AM

Sadly, I had to delete phil's poetry. It didn't quite meet language standards.

phil if you'd like to clean it up and resubmit it, I'll gladly let it stand. It was a quite amusing, and told us quite a bit about how you think.

Posted by: Confederate Yankee at November 3, 2005 06:20 PM

Dude, you blew it. He clearly said to "treat this mail and transaction as strictly confidential." I bet he calls the whole deal off now.

Posted by: Kevin at November 4, 2005 03:47 PM