August 18, 2010
I Confess... It's Me
Let me make things easy for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.
I funded all the opposition to the Ground Zero Mosque.
Contributions sent to my Paypal account, along with Adsense revenue from this blog, are the cash cows that have bribed almost 3 of every 4 Americans into oppressing the freedom of this aggrieved Muslim minority (those sources also fund my eBay purchases... but don't let my wife know).
Now that I have taken responsibility for my actions, Madam Speaker, I invite you to now move on to pressing charges against me and suggesting a suitable sentence for what I have done.
[idea for taking credit shamelessly stolen from fgmorley in the comments of this previous post.]
Methinks the only crime committed is stealing the original idea from commenter fgmorley in the previous post :-P
Posted by: Diogenes Online at August 18, 2010 12:17 PMNo, I am the one behind the funding of the entire anti-GZM movement. Just tryin' to put America back to work.
(I'm 2 protestors-on-the-payroll away from having to provide healthcare.)
Posted by: Mjdzfun at August 18, 2010 12:51 PMtoo late! i called her office last night, giving my RL contact info, and demanded to be interviewed regarding my dastardly, but cunning, plan.
MUWAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 18, 2010 03:17 PMNo! *I* am Spartacus!
But -- but -- but where does that leave my Swiss bank account withdrawals?
Posted by: Bleepless at August 18, 2010 06:00 PMMy policies have saved or created 8 million mosque opponents.
Posted by: Teh Messiah, O'Bummer at August 18, 2010 06:34 PMUh-uh, Confederate Yankee, quit taking credit for MY work.
I AM SPARTACUS!
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