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September 14, 2009

Nuts in the Fire

After three separate ACORN offices enthusiastically attempted to help a pimp and prostitute get a government loan for a brothel to be filled with underage girls from Central America, the Senate has voted 983-7 to strip the Obama-trained organization of all federal funding.

The Pedophile-Pimping Seven are:

  • Dick Durbin (D-IL)
  • Roland Burris (D-IL)
  • Robert Casey (D-PA)
  • Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY)
  • Patrick Leahy (D-VT)
  • Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
  • Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI)

President Obama, who spent time training ACORN operatives as a community organizer in Chicago and who recently displayed rapt interest in a new vintage of South American origin, could not immediately be reached for comment.

Posted by Confederate Yankee at September 14, 2009 08:21 PM
Comments

Hey .. low blow! I don't like Obama's style or his politics, but there's nothing wrong with admiring the scenery every once in a while!

Posted by: Tom J. at September 14, 2009 09:04 PM

I wonder if they have any video of the "pro & pimp" with Bill Ayers.

Posted by: Neo at September 14, 2009 09:24 PM

From those seven votes I conclude that Illinois and Vermont are, for reasons unknown, particularly sympatico with child whoring illegal immigrant pimp assistance programs, and that Casey and Whitehouse are too dumb to know what they are voting on. And I wish Bernie would come out of the closet and call himself a socialist.

Posted by: zhombre@hotmail.com at September 14, 2009 09:43 PM


New Orleans is the headquarters of ACORN.

Where is Senators David Vitter and Mary

Landru?

Posted by: Cletus Martin at September 14, 2009 09:52 PM

Next Step: Revoke their 501c3 status and audit their asses into oblivion.

Posted by: Junk Science Skeptic at September 14, 2009 10:02 PM

CY - Vote was 83-7, I believe, with a bunch not voting.

Posted by: daleyrocks at September 14, 2009 11:43 PM

Bugs the crap out of me that these weasels can change their votes once they realize they're on the wrong side. Just seems fundamentally wrong to me. (If the preceding didn't make sense, the blame belongs to the white russians.)

Posted by: ArmedGeek at September 15, 2009 12:49 AM

Senator David Vitter voting on something involving prostitution? You're kidding right?

Posted by: Lipiwitz at September 15, 2009 03:45 AM

It's not over yet...has to go through reconciliation and then be voted on in the House.

Posted by: PapaSwamp at September 15, 2009 08:52 AM

Senator David Vitter voting on something involving prostitution? You're kidding right?

Vitter (R-LA), Not Voting


That is a pretty shiny penny you hold up though.
Epic fail! Snicker

Posted by: Poor dumb Lipiwitz at September 15, 2009 09:47 AM

Oh look! It's the bully from my kid's school who stays home a lot so he doesn't become a soshalist. How precious.

Posted by: Lipiwitz at September 15, 2009 08:47 PM

Democrats voting on something involving corruption and prostitution? You're kidding right?

Posted by: Steve at September 15, 2009 10:35 PM

>>"It's the bully from my kid's school"


Aww, poow widdle Lipshits (or is it Evans?) was bullied in school! Let's give little Timmy a big hug.

Posted by: Steve at September 15, 2009 10:38 PM