April 21, 2008

Hey, Cracker...

...who do you hate the most?

This is an election about whether the people of Pennsylvania hate blacks more than they hate women. And when I say people, I don't mean people, I mean white men. How ironic is this? After all this time, after all these stupid articles about how powerless white men are and how they can't even get into college because of overachieving women and affirmative action and mean lady teachers who expected them to sit still in the third grade even though they were all suffering from terminal attention deficit disorder -- after all this, they turn out (surprise!) to have all the power. (As they always did, by the way; I hope you didn't believe any of those articles.)

To put it bluntly, the next president will be elected by them: the outcome of Tuesday's primary will depend on whether they go for Hillary or Obama, and the outcome of the general election will depend on whether enough of them vote for McCain. A lot of them will: white men cannot be relied on, as all of us know who have spent a lifetime dating them. And McCain is a compelling candidate, particularly because of the Torture Thing. As for the Democratic hope that McCain's temper will be a problem, don't bet on it. A lot of white men have terrible tempers, and what's more, they think it's normal.

Unreliable white men. Think of how wonderful this land would have been without them.

The author of this bigoted rant (my bold, by the way) is Norah Ephron, another Barack Obama supporter clinging to "hope" and "change" along with sexism, racism, and bitterness.

(h/t Hot Air, where Ed has fairly refined, if no doubt unreliable and hateful, thoughts on this rant.)

Posted by Confederate Yankee at April 21, 2008 10:21 AM

I am speechless, but not surprised.

Posted by: David at April 21, 2008 10:41 AM

I see only two ways out of the morass that Comrade Nora points out to us. Possibly we could have a system of gender/race based vote-norming. Each white male's vote could count, say, 3/5s. Just to even up the playing field. Some boycrackers do vote properly you know, so we can't just wipe 'em out wholesale. That would be Plan B.

Posted by: megapotamus at April 21, 2008 11:18 AM

Send her a Copy of Larry Elders book (Stupid
Black men.Play the race card and lose)Checked
out here photo,looks like a Pelosi clone!!

Posted by: Gator at April 21, 2008 01:20 PM

I'm too busy clinging to my guns and religion to give a hoot about some Lefty know-nothing who probably doesn't know where to find a "Pennsylvania Tiger".

Posted by: Neo at April 21, 2008 01:44 PM

Actually she's claiming that DEMOCRAT White males are either racist or sexist. This is the DEMOCRAT primaries after all.

Posted by: Capitalist Infidel at April 21, 2008 01:55 PM

You couldn't be more wrong, Infidel. Of course when any ordinary citizen votes for someone OTHER than Obama, or declines to vote at all that is the direst racism. However the enlightened geniuses that show up for Democrat primaries, well, if they vote NonObama it is because they KNOW everyone else is a racist and so, he wouldn't have a chance. Or might get shot. See, it's for his own good. And Hillary's.

Posted by: megapotamus at April 21, 2008 02:54 PM

These urbanites like Ephron. They are bitter that Bush won in 2000 and 2004 and now they see the Democrat majority won in 2006 ineffective, so they cling to their moral relativism and their lattes and their valium and they distrust people different from them. People with penises, for example.

Posted by: Zhombre at April 21, 2008 09:13 PM

wow, that was some good crazy

Posted by: shoey at April 21, 2008 10:47 PM
Hey, Cracker...

...who do you hate the most?

I think I'll go with Nora Ephron. Stupidity really bugs me.

Posted by: Pablo at April 21, 2008 10:56 PM

Jeremiah Wright was a U.S. Marine.

Nuff said.

Posted by: Robert in BA at April 22, 2008 05:06 PM

and Lee Harvey Oswald was a Marine...

See, I can play that game too, Robert. It proves absolutely NOTHING!

Posted by: Mark at April 22, 2008 08:53 PM

Other famous Marines include:

Bob Bell (who played Bozo the Clown)
Judge Robert Bork (the first victim of "Borking)
the late Senator John Chafee (R-RI)
Bob Keeshan (Captain Kangaroo)
Robert McFarlane (Reagan's National Security Advisor--was involved in Iran-Contra)
Zell Miller (former Democrat who gave a speech at a GOP convention, earning him the opprobrium of Democrats everywhere)
Colonel Oliver North ('Nuff said)
Donald Regan (Treasury Secretary under Reagan)
George Schulz (former Secretary of State, Treasury, and Labor)
Charles "Chuck" Swindoll (Christian preacher and author)
Senator Craig Thomas (R-WY)
Senator James Warner (R-VA, also former Secretary of the Navy)

All of which proves, what, exactly, Robert?

Posted by: C-C-G at April 22, 2008 09:25 PM